My classes in the School of Communication always present the most idiotic ideas, from both professor and students. Some of the things I hear from the sorority girls and bros make me want to learn Chinese so I can better assimilate with our future overlords.
Example. My professor asked if we would consider Starbucks a fast food joint. The obvious and correct answer is no, however one young lady said she did. Her reasoning was that “they’re everywhere” and “you get in and get out.” By this same logic, car washes and hookers are fast food joints.
