August 2011
1 post
Tax Cuts = Jobs?
Maybe I don’t fully understand the economics behind how tax breaks for corporations create jobs, but it seems fundamentally flawed to me. I understand some accounting and how businesses are structured, so I’ll clue you into my thought process.
A company develops a product. If there is a demand for their product they’ll begin to produce it and will hire people to do so. Employee...
July 2011
3 posts
My excuse for not going to the gym tonight was that I wanted to see Obama address the nation and watch him verbally smack the Republicans in the face. I’ve been following the debt ceiling red herring and am curious to see what happens.
I thought Obama made good points. He outlined the issues, and explained fairly simply what is going on. He talked about how raising the debt ceiling is...
My Facebook comment policy:
After I write whatever scathing, snarky rude comment I really WANT to say, I wait 30 seconds and reread it.
95% of my comments never make it. I think this is the main reason I still have friends.
One of those days
I suppose we all have days where we feel down on ourselves. Like we lack direction and wonder why the world is the way it is, and why is my life in the state it is currently in.
Today was one of those days.
But tonight I was reminded that while I’m in a bit of a quagmire right now, it’s not all bad. My heart is spending some time with family and friends which she needed more than I...
June 2011
3 posts
Ugh.
twelvefifty1:
Remember that one time when we all had jobs and money and places to live and the biggest of our concerns was what to wear tomorrow so that babe in Stats class thought you were hot enough to talk to that day?
I miss that.
May 2011
4 posts
Hoosiers is a movie about an Indiana basketball team.
Hoser is slang for Canadiens.
This was for me. Move along, nothing to see here.
Apocalypse Now!
All of this talk about the rapture possibly happening on Saturday reminds me of the fundamental problem with Christianity.
Christians are full of themselves. Their religion teaches them they are the one true religion and everyone else is doomed to hell (to be fair most every religion teaches that fact.) They think when they are sharing the gospel with someone they are saving their life. When...
http://survivingtheworld.net/ →
Have you ever seen these? I have never found this guy funny. Am I alone in this?
April 2011
10 posts
Recommending
Blindside (the band) made me go and see if they ever got around to the heavily delayed album.
And my god, have they ever.
Bristol Palin's Abstinence Payday →
Only in America do we reward bad life choices.
1 tag
My 100th post
Was a picture of a penis hidden in a Disney character drawing.
Rare Centuple Play Ends Mets Season →
March 2011
6 posts
“I’m just getting drunk because it’s Thursday”
– Me, just now
February 2011
7 posts
1. Fuck Bitches
2.???????
3. Profit
Instant CSI →
fecundityisntanissue:
skinandstones:
Looks like this guy, has StumbledUpon something.
Step 1: Say a cheesy, borderline disrespectful to the dead one-liner.
Step 2: Click on the Glasses.
Step 1a: Breathy and rough
Chitwood & Hobbs: Minutuae Chronicles →
chitwoodandhobbs:
Our blogging buds over at the Eephus League have developed a Kickstarter project to fund the Baseball Scorebook Revival Project. In an earlier post I noted how gorgeous these scorebooks were and I maintain my stance. Take a look at the slick promotional shots. Lot’s of attention to…
Anonymous asked: Uhm... Yeah, just read your Starbucks post and well...
http://www.ehow.com/facts_7446153_starbucks-part-fast-food-market_.html
http://www.ehow.com/facts_7446153_starbucks-part-fast-food-market_.html
Me: This movie "Prom" looks like the stupidest thing ever
Her: never heard of it
Me: The kind of movie my teenage daughter will eventually want to see, and I will have no reason why
Her: well look forward to those days. princess movies, make up, and stupid chick flicks
Me: I refuse
you're in charge
Me and the boy will be talking about beer and tits
Her: you better not be talking about tits with my son
Me: WHAT!
Not any tits in particular
just the concept of tits
an overarching theory of tits
Her: i dont think tits are a theory
Goal for the end of Spring Quarter
theabsolutepham:
Master the Billiards table
Pick Fencing up… again
There I fixed it.
My classes in the School of Communication always present the most idiotic ideas, from both professor and students. Some of the things I hear from the sorority girls and bros make me want to learn Chinese so I can better assimilate with our future overlords.
Example. My professor asked if we would consider Starbucks a fast food joint. The obvious and correct answer is no, however one young lady...
January 2011
8 posts
Let's start a fund...
and purchase web domains like tubmlr.com tbumlr.com or tumbrl.com
Then we’ll set our new domains up to automatically redirect to tumblr.com
You cannot deny that this would be useful.
Click glasses →
Looks like this guy, has StumbledUpon something.
“The television went from being a babysitter,
to a mistress.
Technology, made...”
– Sage Francis, The Best of Times
Fact
As precipitation increases, driver intelligence decreases.
I do not know why this is so. But it is completely accurate. Someone please explain this to me.
December 2010
5 posts
Stoned Wisdom: Firework →
stonedwisdom:
skinandstones:
I have to admit that I’m listening to a Katy Perry song for this to make sense. So I already have zero credibility with the flannel wearing population. Whatever.
In this song there is a line: “Maybe a reason why all the doors are closed, so you could open…
Walking home on a snowy, mysterious night-8track →
One of my favorite things about the very very very good mixes on 8tracks.com is how it transports you there.
If you imagine what it would be like to experience the title of this mix, just before you hit play, you’ll be transported there. That moment when you leave someone specials house to walk to your own, the promise of a warm bed to come and the warm bed you just left. The music is the...
Stoned Wisdom: Huh? →
A new blog idea I had and threw together in a few minutes. Love Tumblr for that. Hope you like it.
stonedwisdom:
It’s pretty simple. When you get stoned, you have the occasional moment of clarity where you understand the universe. Something so profound you have to share it. But because you’re under the influence of pot, it is the most ridiculous logic and wisdom ever heard.
So save this blog’s...
November 2010
10 posts
NO BLASTERS!: You Don't Need to See His... →
noblasters:
On November 21, 2010, I was allowed to enter the U.S. through an airport security checkpoint without being x-rayed or touched by a TSA officer. This post explains how.
Edit: This is a rough draft, but I wanted to get it up sooner than later. For now, the quotes below are paraphrases. I have…
